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The Queen of Sheeeba
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May 2013
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Ebony has a new boyfriend.

He works at the gym and is very hunky and his name is Jesus. Not Hey-Zeus but Geezus. He very underhandedly got her cell number and then sent her about 5 texts a day, prompting Ebs to say, "I never realized he was so funny!"

At work a few months ago, she was lamenting that her cousin (actually her cousin twice removed) got into Pottermore early while she had to wait. The discussion turned into who was a Potter fan and who wasn't. This is relevant to the boyfriend story. A week of funny texts went by and Jesus asked Ebony out on a date. She came back proclaiming, "Best. Date. Eva!" He took her to see Harry Potter: The Exhibit even though he was not a Potter fan and never read a single book. He remembered that Ebony had said that she grew up with Harry. They were the same age. This greatly impressed my daughter.

Also making this new boyfriend loads of fun is that they are trying to keep it on the down low at work. the added intrigue is making dating that much more exciting. Also making her very excited: he purchased Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone in book form even though he has a Nook, because Ebs said this is a series you put on your shelf and take down every now and again. Needless to say, we barely see the girl anymore.

Let's all hope he's not a crier like the last one. Speaking of which, do you know poor Kevin still occasionally calls and asks to speak to Ebony? Ebony shakes her head 'no' in horror. When her negative response is relayed, he gets a little catch in his throat and hurriedly hangs up the phone. Justin still keeps in touch with him. "I keep telling him, get over her. I've lived with her all my life and she ain't all that!"

How long does dating drama go on, anyway?


Okay, Kevin needs help.