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May 2013
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Things that you cannot tell George

Today I gave him a post office bin full of claims to put in numerical order and I jokingly said, "Put them in alphabetical order by height."

Yeah, no.

He went to Farnsworth to tell him that I don't know what I'm doing. How do I know this? Because Farnsworth called me into his office to tell me about myself. Well, to laugh and laugh actually. George didn't tell him what I said, only that I am an idiot. When I told Farnsworth what I said, he almost fell out of his chair. And then he told me not to joke with George because I know he's a goon. Farnsworth used the word "goon". I hadn't heard that word since Popeye.

Anyway, I ended up feeling bad for George as Farnsworth couldn't stop himself from telling both Crazy Lady office manager and Manhattan Boss. I hope George thought they were all laughing at me.


You really have to wonder what manner of blunt-force trauma George's head sustained in the distant past.

Remember Jim Brady? When John Hinkley shot President Reagan, he also obliterated about 1/4 of Brady's brain. Remember that?

Jim Brady would have understood that you were just making a joke.