I made this thing that was such a surprise hit, I thought I'd share. Loin of pork was what was for dinner and I didn't have a clue what to make with it. I just knew I didn't wanna have to make separate veggies and/or side dishes.

So I melted some bacon grease in a frying pan, added onions and garlic and halved Brussels sprouts. In the pan I was gonna bake the pork in, I put a bag of croutons. Mixed the bacon greased onions, garlic and sprouts into it. Added chicken broth and plopped the pork on top of it all.

I was told by the family after they scraped the pot clean of the stuffing, that I need to make the Brussels stuffing again. Only a big-assed pan of it, screw the pork.

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4 years ago I bought Ebony a karaoke machine for Christmas. Little did I know that youtube would make it obsolete a mere 2 years later. Ebony and I spent 2 solid hours singing loudly and terribly. When Dany got home he told us all the neighbors were packing up and moving since we could be heard across the whole block. A partial song list:

Journey: Open Arms and Don't Stop Believing
Jennifer Holliday: And I Am Telling You
Celine Dion: My Heart Will Go On and That's The Way It Is
Cher: Believe
Fastball: The Way
Smashmouth: Allstar

That'll give you an idea of the horrible, horrible singing that was going on. Horrible and LOUD.

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Tom Terrific got a fart app for his Android. This made him incredibly, stupidly happy. All day long he played with it, turning purple and choking with laughter. I guess no one is perfect.