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The Queen of Sheeeba
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May 2013
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The Queen of Sheeeba [userpic]
Hotter today than it was yesterday.

And to make matters worse times infinity, everyone on the bus smelled as if they just finished a track and field event. I must be the only public transportation user who works were that modern marvel, air conditioning, exists.


Either that, or you're the only one who understands how to apply soap, water, and anti-perspirant.

Third option: you're used to your own funk, so you don't notice it, but you're grossing everybody else out just as much as they're grossing you out.

But not so much that one, I think.

I thought about that. You know I was surreptitiously sniffing at my pits. And then, when I got home, I made Ebony sniff me too.

I admire this kind of dedication to thoroughness.

Not real dedication. We, as a family, like to make each other sniff our body parts. I wish I was joking.

My classroom was 88 degrees today and I know it because I have 2 thermometers hanging up in there. No fan or air conditioning and at one point I was smelling a definite unpleasant smell. There were only 3 of us in the room in 3 separate corners and I KNOW each of us had had showers!

You have my sympathy. For reals.