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The Queen of Sheeeba
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May 2013
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The Queen of Sheeeba [userpic]
I made you a sammich, how'd I get to be the bad guy?

Me: I'm making me a ham and american cheese in the oven sandwich. Want one?
Dany: Hmmm. . . I want turkey and swiss. With lettuce and tomatoes and some mayo.
Me: You don't want a ham and cheese in the oven? Because that's what I'm making.
Dany: Turkey and swiss.
Me: ...
Dany: What?
Me: I am making a ham and cheese in the oven.
Dany: But I want a turkey and swiss!
Me: Can you make two? I may want one after my ham and cheese.
Dany: FINE! I'll have ham and cheese. You are sooo mean!

Poll #1591404 That's what I get for trying to be nice

Was I

far too kind.
one of the greatests monsters of history?


The sandwich he deserves is knuckle.

Just so I'm sure I got this:
You offered to make him a sandwich. He wanted a completely different sandwich. You reminded him the kind of sandwich you were making, rather than the sandwich you were not making. He still wanted a sandwich you were not making, but rather than make one himself (and you a bonus sandwich) he opted for the sandwich you were making.

He gets a sandwich and doesn't have to make it himself? WIN!