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The Queen of Sheeeba
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May 2013
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The Queen of Sheeeba [userpic]
Now that's taking fandom deep.

Have you heard of the Twilight Vampire Dildo?

It's a deathly white color and sparkles in the daylight. AND you can put it in the frig so you can get that cold, dead dick feel you so love.

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How in the world did you find this?! It's definitely creepy.

It's just something to go along with your girl's Vajazzle

Just reading your description made my lady bits cringe. I refuse to click on the link.