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The Queen of Sheeeba
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May 2013
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The Queen of Sheeeba [userpic]
Overheard on the bus this evening.

Her: I don't get Texas.
Him: Huh?
Her: I don't get 'em-- Texas.
Him: What's not to get?
Her: Texas.
Him: What about it?
Her: I don't get 'em.
Him: Don't understand them when they talk?
Her: No. They don't 'talk'. I don't get 'em for some reason.
Him: WHAT?!!
Her: I get messages. I don't get Texas.
Him: The accent?
Her: NO! ON MY PHONE!!! I don't get text-ez.

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I understood from "I get messages" and the fact that she was holding her phone in her hand as she spoke. From the earlier conversation it was clear that the guy was trying to pick her up so he didn't say, "GODDAMN, it's texts you dumb beoytch!"

This is because you have more tact and grace than I can ever hope to have. Because I sure as hell would have asked, "Testeees? Scrotums? Excuse me?" It took every ounce of my willpower to not bust out laughing and pointing on the bus.