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The Queen of Sheeeba
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May 2013
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It keeps snowing and snowing. Sometimes hard, sometimes not. We went to get a jump on the shoveling cuz nobody wants to shovel a whole foot at a time. Couldn't get the side door open. Three of us pushing couldn't do it.

We're stuck! Snowed in! Helpless winter's icy grasp-- send the St. Bernards. With Jagermeister. And bandages and wood for a fire. . .

The front door opens fine but I really didn't want to walk all the way around the house to get the shovel. Still, it has snowed quite enough already and it should stop.


You are hilarious and I <3 you very much.

Aw, thanks. For this and for the not pink.

Welcome to my world! LOL Seriously, though, we've been snowed in since Saturday!! I feel your pain. :)

Okay, you keep your snow shovels in the basement, especially if you know a storm is coming.

Also, you shovel two or three times throughout the day, so you're not lifting 80 pounds of fuckin snow with each shovelful.

Thirdly, if you have no garage and must park all your vehicles in the driveway, then you park them as close to the street as possible so you have less driveway space to clear.

This has been a Public Service Announcement by the Philanthropic Counsel to Make Things Nicer.