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The Queen of Sheeeba
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May 2013
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The Queen of Sheeeba [userpic]
But. . . but. . . no butt!

There's a commercial for Reebok Easy Tone sneakers where the girl keeps talking about her amazing ass and the camera keeps panning to her ass and she's all like, "Stop looking at my ass, you pervs." The micro shorts she wears are all about showing off her incredible ass, and yet, no matter how many times the camera does a close-up of her ass-- I can't find it.

She has NO ASS.



She has a Barbie doll butt! She needs a little junk in her trunk.

I have plenty I could spare for her....

It may not be bootylicious in the extreme, but after Reebok EasyTones, she can crack walnuts between her ass cheeks.

And that's the important thing.

Little tiny walnuts, because she HAS NO ASS!, Plus she has skinny little legs. Not a selling point.

See how dangerous those shoes are! You walk your ass right off! I wouldn't go near 'em.

No ass. Just really tall thighs.