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May 2013
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Rick Springfield.

Ebs likes to watch a whole season of a cable show on demand in one sitting. She did this with Californication, a show I cannot stand to watch because the main character is so repulsive. Rick Springfield was a guest star for 2 or 3 episodes. He played Rick Springfield of Rick Springfield fame. Everybody calls him 'Rick Springfield' on the show, even to his face. Like, "Hey, Rick Springfield, are you screwing my wife?!"

The Rick Springfield on the show was a ho' tamin' reprobate who made Ira furnish him with hookers and blow and had Ira's soon to be ex-wife all swoony because he was Rick Springfield her childhood crush. At one point, Rick Springfield was all naked doing a hooker doggy-style while dripping hot wax from a candle onto her ass-crack and demanding that she 'Say it again!' The 'it' was: Oh my God, I'm fucking Rick Springfield.

Rick Springfield is fucking 60 years old and still has that baby Rick Springfield face and looks great naked.

Rick Springfield.

ETA: Here is a still shot from Californication. This is Rick Springfield, a 60 year old man. He was naked. I wish that I was Jessie's girl.

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I think he may have had some face work. I didn't really notice while watching the episode because I was fascinated by sleazy Rick Springfield. The last we see of him, he's trying to sniff blow off of a carpet.

But that picture above looks like he had major eye work. Or maybe some botox.

Yeah, that was botox. In fact I think I remember that Rick Springfield came ready for some pussywrangling because he had just got botoxed.

Here's his real face:

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Sigh. . . he's still dreamy.