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The Queen of Sheeeba
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May 2013
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The Queen of Sheeeba [userpic]
So this is senility.

Last night I made myself a peanut butter sandwich. I wanted some water to go with it, so I pulled down a mug from the cabinet and took the Brita out the fridge. I then decided I really wanted a tall glass of water, only the tall glasses are on the top shelf which I can't reach, so I moved the step-ladder over, climbed up on top of it and poured the water into the mug on the counter. It was halfway through the pouring that I began to wonder why the fuck I was on a step-ladder pouring water into a cup.

Sheepishly, I take my cup upstairs and sit on my bed to watch The Planets while I eat my sandwich. Only-- no sandwich. Duh! I go back downstairs to get my sandwich off the counter. It's not on the microwave counter. It's not on the sink counter. It's not even on the dining room table in the dining room. I find my sandwich on top of the lid covering a pot that's cooking rice.

Comments

LOL. You've just got a lot on your mind, if you're anything like me right now.