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The Queen of Sheeeba
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May 2013
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The Queen of Sheeeba [userpic]
LaughingGirl's backhand compliment reminded me of a conversation. . .

that I had with one of my favorite co-workers, Tom-Tom.

We were talking about AnimaLover. AnimaLover is a beautiful woman. Smokey, almond shaped light brown-- close to honey-colored eyes. Creamy smooth skin and what I like to call babe-hair. She has an hourglass shape. A very large hourglass. In fact, she dresses me. If it weren't for the fact that she outgrows her clothes and gives them to me, I'd be naked. Which means she's bigger than me. This is saying a whole hell of a lot, as those of you who have seen me will know.

This made TomTom very angry. Seriously angry. That so one so beautiful would dare to be fat and remover herself from his pool of women he'd like to fuck. He also mentioned another very gorgeous but large woman. And he wasn't joking about being mad, either. Their fatness was a personal affront to him. How dare they mess with his chances of having sex with a beautiful woman by getting fat?

"So you are angry with all the women you can't fuck or just the fat ones?" I ask incredulously.
"No, not all of them. Like you, your married. Or Asscrack. She'd be all Asperger-y no matter how skinny she got. It's mostly the pretty, single ones that I can't stand."

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