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The Queen of Sheeeba
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May 2013
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The Queen of Sheeeba [userpic]
We thought he loved us but instead he tried to kill us.

Last night I was gonna make split pea soup but Justin insisted on cooking "the world's best dinner" instead. An eggs-in-bed, bacon and shredded cheddar cheese sandwich.

Just in case you don't know or call it something else, eggs-in-bed is bread with a hole in it that you put an egg in and then fry in bacon fat. He made a sandwich with two of those. Then added bacon and a small spattering of shredded cheese-- to keep the sandwich together, he said.

Well, it was fucking awesome but still. . ..

ETA: Why didn't I think of taking a picture of it and sending it to This Is Why You Are Fat until now?

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We shall name Justin's creation Eat The Wet Sproket.

The English have such evocative names for food, don't they?

Anyone who tries to serve me Spotted Dick is in for some major hurt. It may be the best-tasting food on earth*, but I refuse to eat something named after gonorrhea symptoms.

*Although, knowing Great Britain's reputation for comestibles, I highly doubt it.

ETA: Toad in the hole is actually sausages in some kind of batter concoction. This doesn't sound too bad, actually, but call it Sausages in Batter, dammit! Who wants to eat a hole full of toads?!

Edited at 2009-12-08 09:40 pm (UTC)

I thought "toad in the hole" was sausages baked in batter. I know no name for the eggy thing. We never did that, alas.

Too Late, she cried!

The only way out of your Why You're Fat conundrum is for him to make the sandwiches again. Purely for the photo op. Then you'll be forced to eat them, because it's a sin to waste perfectly good food.