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The Queen of Sheeeba
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May 2013
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The Queen of Sheeeba [userpic]
Oh, now I get it!

I call to change my appointment from this month to next so I can use all my fresh sick time and not use my precious, precious vacation time. I've never been to this particular doctor before. This was my conversation with the receptionist.

Me: Hi, I'd like to change my appointment with Dr. (spelling name)H-I-R
Receptionist: Heard you'd be heading.
Me: Huh? Not right away. . . after the 1st.
Receptionist: Yes, doctor heard you'd be heading.
Me {did my primary doctor warn him that I was a flight risk?): After the first--
Receptionist (exasperated and very slowly): Yes with Dr. Hirjibehedin.


I used to know a woman named Susan Ho.

I always admired her restraint in not naming her daughter Heidi.

I know a lady who married a man named Godown.

Hubby once had that experience at an ER visit. He'd seen the resident and was told, "we can discharge you home after you see Doctors, Inc."

I came into his cubicle and he was asking me, "Is this some outside organization of ER physician specialists who have been contracted to see patients before they're released? I was told to wait for Doctors, Inc."

A few minutes later the ER attending du jour walked in and introduced himself. His name was Dr. Brian Zink.

I love it.