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The Queen of Sheeeba
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May 2013
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The Queen of Sheeeba [userpic]
Sweet dreams are made of this

This guy named Carmen Mandelay wanted to have sex with me. He looked exactly like Ashton Krutcher. This was proven by all the newspaper stories with the headline: Who Is Carmen Mandelay? With pictures of him out on the town with beautiful Eastern European models.

Even more suspect was the fact that we were at my high school girlfriends house on Southern Blvd in the South Bronx. She is also quite lovely yet Carmen persisted in badgering the old fat lady for sex. I couldn't figure out his angle.

Finally I gave in, which irritated Dany until I explained how Carmen was being as annoying as Camry when Camry wants to be petted and nobody's paying attention to him. Plus, Carmen bought me a pair of pants.

Dany was still a little miffed. Then I explained that, if I had a baby, we could tell who the father is by the color of the baby. This appeased Dany.

The End.

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