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The Queen of Sheeeba
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May 2013
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The Queen of Sheeeba [userpic]
Let's laugh at death.

It has come to my attention that Roy, Dany's second oldest brother, is still quite alive. LeRoy (pronounced laROY) resides on my bookcase.

Justin walks past him, then turns and points. "That's exactly what I DON'T want to happen to me. I don't want to be buried and waste money and stuff valuable resources into the ground so I can moulder. If I'm in heaven, I won't care. If I'm in hell, I won't care. If I cease to exist, I can't even care.

What I don't want to be is a burden. 'Hey kids! How 'bout a nice housewarming present for your knew house from you dead dad-- my corpse!'"