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The Queen of Sheeeba
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May 2013
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The Queen of Sheeeba [userpic]
We almost became a one family cat.

Coming in the door from work, Camry snuck behind me. I closed the screen door and then the door door and didn't notice he was out there until he started YOWLING. I noticed his little paw stuck under the door.

I was in such a panic that I didn't notice the damn door had locked as I tugged and tugged and he yowled and yowled. Plunket, who was witnessing all of this, hissed at me and launched himself at my leg while I struggled the door. Finally, I got the door open and Camry ran in, not even limping and went to hide in the basement. Plunket let go of my leg and continued to hiss and spit at me.

Well, lemme tell you how pissed I was. First, I threw shoes at him. He dodged the shoes and continued his aggressive behavior-- only from much further away. I then opened the side door, got the broom and tried to chase him out the fucking door. That bastard refused to leave. He ran and hid under the sofa, no longer Mr. Tough Guy.

Took off my pants and my leg is shredded. Little rivulets of blood running down it. That fucking bastard better stay under the goddamned couch because I'm still mad enough to chuck his ass out into the ran.