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As if that picture of Obama wasn't hot enough.

I now have Rush Limbaugh telling me that the reason he gave his speech in front of the Victory Column was to remind everyone that he is black and has an enormous penis.

Thanks for bringing that up Rush! I think I'll vote for him twice now.

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He seriously said that?

I was being nice. It was more of a Godwin, actually.

The official Obama Criticizer.


RUSH: The disciples of the Drive-By Media are panting breathlessly with coughs thrown in awaiting the address, the sermon from the Messiah at the Victory Tower in Berlin, ladies and gentlemen. This, by the way, is a site that was chosen by Adolf Hitler because it had good aesthetic value for him to address (no, it's true) people. This is the Victory Tower. It's a phallic symbol out there and it's constructed there and Hitler did move it, moved it to this location in order to provide a good backdrop. (interruption) No, I'm not making analogies here. I'm just giving you a little history about the place.

Re: I was being nice. It was more of a Godwin, actually.

There's also this:

RUSH: And the crowd went nuts with that. Now, a couple of things here. Not only could Obama not make this speech, nor could any other Democrat today because they are appeasers, because they don't see that much wrong with communism, if the truth be told. But he couldn't make this speech, either, because Obama believes that it was a mistake to free 25 million Iraqis from tyranny because it angered our enemies. We are so afraid of angering our enemies today Obama wouldn't make a speech like this, not aimed at Iran. George W. Bush will, but there is not a Democrat who will do it. Now, the Germans have a great sense of humor. Now, one of the things that I don't think too many people know, a Berliner in Berlin is a doughnut and so the Germans, even after Kennedy left, it's a kind of a doughnut, and they had a lot of fun with Kennedy. They respected what he said, but they're a bunch of jokesters. Now, I've mentioned the fact that the Victory Tower is Hitler's phallic symbol, or a phallic symbol. They are not there now, but a couple of still shots that I have seen during show prep today of two giant Obama balloons very close to the top of the Victory Tower. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Proving, ladies and gentlemen, that the Reverend Jackson still has not succeeded in removing the nuts of The Messiah.

Re: I was being nice. It was more of a Godwin, actually.

I quote Al Franken when I say that Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot.

I am confused. Rush Limbaugh is not black. I will not speculate on the relative enormity of his penis.

Well, with his suitcase full of Viagra. . ..